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18 марта, 2018
CINDERELLA by Roald Dahl
I guess you think you know this story. You don’t. The real one’s much more gory. The phoney one, the one you know, Was cooked up years and years ago, And made to sound all soft and sappy Just to keep the children happy. Mind you, they got...
15 марта, 2018
Why is Russia a very fast-moving country?
Why is Russia a very fast-moving country? Because the people are always Russian! What is the most slippery country in the world? Greece! What do Scotsmen eat? Tart 'n' pie! What might you eat in Paris? The trifle tower! What happenes when you...
13 марта, 2018
SAYINGS ABOUT PEACE
Beautiful is peace! But war too, has its mission, the promoter as it is, of the destiny of man. Schiller At the present stage of our moral development, perpetual peace is a mere dream. Von Moltke Peace with imposition and tyrany, may profitably...
12 марта, 2018
THE CROCODILE by Roald Dahl
No animal is half so vile As Crocky-Wock the crocodile. On Saturdays he likes to crunch Six juicy children for his lunch, And he especially enjoys Just three of each, three girls, three boys. He smears the boys (to make them hot) With mustard...
9 марта, 2018
Why don't crocodiles like fast food?
Why don't crocodiles like fast food? Because they can't catch it! What do crocodiles call children? Appetizers! What would a crocodile be called if it was a detective? An investi-gator! What do you call a thieving aligator? A crook-odile! What...
7 марта, 2018
SAYINGS ABOUT LIFE
Life is a succession of lessons that must be lived to be understood. Beecher We make life what it is by our attitude toward it. Bernen All lifes are beautiful in which the sovereign thought has been for others. Queen of Romania Are we not...
6 марта, 2018
MATILDA by Hilare Belloc
MATILDA Who Told Lies and Was Burned to Death (From Cautionary Tales For Children) Matilda told such Dreadful Lies, It made one Gasp and Stretched one’s Eyes; Her Aunt, who, from her Earliest Youth, Had kept a Strict Regard for Truth, Attempted...
3 марта, 2018
Why did the tomato blush?
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! Customer: Is there spaghetti in the menu today? Waiter: No, I cleaned it off! Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his lunch? Because he was stuffed! What do polar bears have for...
1 марта, 2018
SAYINGS ABOUT LOVE
Love works a different way in different minds, the foolenlightens and the wise he blinds. Dryden In love we become magnificent. A man can be so changed and enobled by love, as to be unrecognizable as the same person. Terence The maiden imagines...
28 февраля, 2018
THE COW by Roald Dahl
Please listen while I tell you now About a most fantastic cow. Miss Milky Daisy was her name, And when, aged seven months, she came To live with us, she did her best To look the same as all the rest. But Daisy, as we all could see Had some...
25 февраля, 2018
Why six is afraid of seven?
Why six is afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim! Teacher: What are you reading? Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you are reading aloud! Pupil: Yeah, but I'm not listening! Who...
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