Why don't crocodiles like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
What do crocodiles call children?
What would a crocodile be called if it was a detective?
What do you call a thieving aligator?
What has four legs, a trunk and sunglasses?
An elephant on holidays!
What is worse than a crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner!
What is worse than two crocodile coming to dinner?
Three crocodiles coming to dinner!