Why don't crocodiles like fast food?

Why don't crocodiles like fast food?

Why don't crocodiles like fast food?

Because they can't catch it!


What do crocodiles call children?

Appetizers!


What would a crocodile be called if it was a detective?

An investi-gator!


What do you call a thieving aligator?

A crook-odile!


What has four legs, a trunk and sunglasses?

An elephant on holidays!


What is worse than a crocodile coming to dinner?

Two crocodiles coming to dinner!


What is worse than two crocodile coming to dinner?

Three crocodiles coming to dinner!

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