Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Customer: Is there spaghetti in the menu today?
Waiter: No, I cleaned it off!
Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed!
What do polar bears have for dinner?
Iceberg-ers!
What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?
Hurry and ketchup!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What vegetable should never be served on a boat?
Leeks!
What do aliens eat off in space?
Flying sausers!
How do eggs leave in an emergency?
Through the fire eggs-it!