Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Customer: Is there spaghetti in the menu today?
Waiter: No, I cleaned it off!
Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed!
What do polar bears have for dinner?
What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?
Hurry and ketchup!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What vegetable should never be served on a boat?
What do aliens eat off in space?
How do eggs leave in an emergency?
Through the fire eggs-it!