Why don't crocodiles like fast food?
Because they can't catch it! What do crocodiles call children?
Appetizers! What would a crocodile be called if it was a detective?
An investi-gator! What do you call a thieving aligator?
A crook-odile! What...
Life is a succession of lessons that must be lived to be understood.
Beecher We make life what it is by our attitude toward it.
Bernen All lifes are beautiful in which the sovereign thought has been for others.
Queen of Romania Are we not...
Who Told Lies and Was Burned to Death
(From Cautionary Tales For Children)
Matilda told such Dreadful Lies,
It made one Gasp and Stretched one’s Eyes;
Her Aunt, who, from her Earliest Youth,
Had kept a Strict Regard for Truth,
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing! Customer: Is there spaghetti in the menu today?
Waiter: No, I cleaned it off! Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed! What do polar bears have for...
Love works a different way in different minds, the foolenlightens and the wise he blinds.
Dryden In love we become magnificent. A man can be so changed and enobled by love, as to be unrecognizable as the same person.
Terence The maiden imagines...
Please listen while I tell you now
About a most fantastic cow.
Miss Milky Daisy was her name,
And when, aged seven months, she came
To live with us, she did her best
To look the same as all the rest.
But Daisy, as we all could see
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Why six is afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine. Why did the teacher put the lights on?
Because the class was so dim! Teacher: What are you reading?
Pupil: I dunno!
Teacher: But you are reading aloud!
Pupil: Yeah, but I'm not listening! Who...