Why is Russia a very fast-moving country?

Why is Russia a very fast-moving country?

Because the people are always Russian!


What is the most slippery country in the world?

Greece!


What do Scotsmen eat?

Tart 'n' pie!


What might you eat in Paris?

The trifle tower!


What happenes when you throw a green stone in the Red Sea?

It gets wet!


Did you hear about the exhausted kangaroo?

She was out of bounds!


What kind of biscuit would you find at the South Pole?

A penguin!


What's the difference between an American student and a UK student?

About 3 000 miles!