Why don't crocodiles like fast food?

Why don't crocodiles like fast food?

Because they can't catch it!


What do crocodiles call children?

Appetizers!


What would a crocodile be called if it was a detective?

An investi-gator!


What do you call a thieving aligator?

A crook-odile!


What has four legs, a trunk and sunglasses?

An elephant on holidays!


What is worse than a crocodile coming to dinner?

Two crocodiles coming to dinner!


What is worse than two crocodile coming to dinner?

Three crocodiles coming to dinner!