Why did the tomato blush?

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!


Customer: Is there spaghetti in the menu today?

Waiter: No, I cleaned it off!


Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?

Because he was stuffed!


What do polar bears have for dinner?

Iceberg-ers!


What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?

Hurry and ketchup!


What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple!


What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!


What vegetable should never be served on a boat?

Leeks!


What do aliens eat off in space?

Flying sausers!


How do eggs leave in an emergency?

Through the fire eggs-it!