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Games to practice Comparatives and Supertalatives

Elementary:

Practice Comparatives - Superlatives and Wild animals vocabulary with Monkey Game
Practice Comparatives - Superlatives and Zoo animals vocabulary with Crocodile Game
Practice Comparatives - Superlatives and Zoo animals vocabulary Pirate Game

Pre-intermediate:

Practice Comparatives - Superlatives and Geography vocabulary with Monkey Game
Practice Comparatives-Superlatives and also space and solar system vocabulary with Moonshoot Game
Students will practice words like : Jupiter, Saturn, Earth, Mars, Neptune, Uranus, Venus, Mercury and more. They will practice comparatives and superlatives - big - bigger - biggest, large - larger - largest, near - nearer - nearest, far, farther, the farthest and more.

THE SCORPION by Roald Dahl

THE SCORPION

The scorpion’s name is Stingaling,
A most repulsive ugly thing,
And I would never recommend
That you should treat him as a friend.
His scaly skin is black as black
With armour-plate upon his back.
Observe his scowling murderous face,
His wicked eyes, his lack of grace,
Note well his long and crinkly tail.
And when it starts to swish and flail,
Oh gosh! Watch out! Jump back, I say,
And run till you’re a mile away.
The moment that his tail goes swish
He has but one determined wish,
He wants to make a sudden jump
And sting you hard upon your rump.
"What is the matter, darling  child?"
"Why do you look so tense and wild?"
"Oh, mummy, underneath the sheet
"There's something moving on my feet,
"Some horrid creepy crawly thing,
"D'you think it could be Stingaling?"
"What nonsense child! You're teasing me."
"I'm not, I'm not! It's reached my knee!
"It's going... going up my thigh!
"Oh, mummy, catch it quickly! Try!
"It's on... it's on my bottom now!
"It's... Ow! Ow-ow! Ow-ow! OW-OW!

Why is Russia a very fast-moving country?

Why is Russia a very fast-moving country?

Because the people are always Russian!


What is the most slippery country in the world?

Greece!


What do Scotsmen eat?

Tart 'n' pie!


What might you eat in Paris?

The trifle tower!


What happenes when you throw a green stone in the Red Sea?

It gets wet!


Did you hear about the exhausted kangaroo?

She was out of bounds!


What kind of biscuit would you find at the South Pole?

A penguin!


What's the difference between an American student and a UK student?

About 3 000 miles!

THE CROCODILE by Roald Dahl

THE CROCODILE

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No animal is half so vile
As Crocky-Wock the crocodile.
On Saturdays he likes to crunch
Six juicy children for his lunch,
And he especially enjoys
Just three of each, three girls, three boys.
He smears the boys (to make them hot)
With mustard from the mustard pot.
But mustard doesn’t go with girls,
It tastes all wrong with plaits and curls.
With them, what goes extremely well
Is butterscotch and caramel.
It’s such a super marvellous treat
When boys are hot and girls are sweet.
At least that’s Crocky’s point of view.
He ought to know. He’s had a few.
That’s all for now. It’s time for bed
Lie down and rest your sleepy head . . .
Ssh! Listen! What is that I hear
Gallumphing softly up the stair?
Go lock the door and fetch my gun!
Go on, child, hurry! Quickly, run!
No, stop! Stand back! He’s coming in!
Oh, look, that greasy greenish skin!
The shining teeth, the greedy smile!
It’s CROCKY-WOCK, THE CROCODILE!

Why don't crocodiles like fast food?

Why don't crocodiles like fast food?

Because they can't catch it!


What do crocodiles call children?

Appetizers!


What would a crocodile be called if it was a detective?

An investi-gator!


What do you call a thieving aligator?

A crook-odile!


What has four legs, a trunk and sunglasses?

An elephant on holidays!


What is worse than a crocodile coming to dinner?

Two crocodiles coming to dinner!


What is worse than two crocodile coming to dinner?

Three crocodiles coming to dinner!

Why did the tomato blush?

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!


Customer: Is there spaghetti in the menu today?

Waiter: No, I cleaned it off!


Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?

Because he was stuffed!


What do polar bears have for dinner?

Iceberg-ers!


What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?

Hurry and ketchup!


What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple!


What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!


What vegetable should never be served on a boat?

Leeks!


What do aliens eat off in space?

Flying sausers!


How do eggs leave in an emergency?

Through the fire eggs-it!