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Why is Russia a very fast-moving country?

Why is Russia a very fast-moving country?

Because the people are always Russian!

What is the most slippery country in the world?


What do Scotsmen eat?

Tart ‘n’ pie!

What might you eat in Paris?

The trifle tower!

What happenes when you throw a green stone in the Red Sea?

It gets wet!

Did you hear about the exhausted kangaroo?

She was out of bounds!

What kind of biscuit would you find at the South Pole?

A penguin!

What’s the difference between an American student and a UK student?

About 3 000 miles!

Why don’t crocodiles like fast food?

Why don’t crocodiles like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!

What do crocodiles call children?


What would a crocodile be called if it was a detective?

An investi-gator!

What do you call a thieving aligator?

A crook-odile!

What has four legs, a trunk and sunglasses?

An elephant on holidays!

What is worse than a crocodile coming to dinner?

Two crocodiles coming to dinner!

What is worse than two crocodile coming to dinner?

Three crocodiles coming to dinner!

Why did the tomato blush?

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

Customer: Is there spaghetti in the menu today?

Waiter: No, I cleaned it off!

Why couldn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?

Because he was stuffed!

What do polar bears have for dinner?


What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?

Hurry and ketchup!

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

What vegetable should never be served on a boat?


What do aliens eat off in space?

Flying sausers!

How do eggs leave in an emergency?

Through the fire eggs-it!

Games to practice Past Simple

Practice Irregular Past Tense with Quiz Show
Practice Past Simple Tense with Snakes and Ladders
Practice Past Simple verbs spelling with Spelling Game
Practice Irregular verbs spelling with Spelling Game

Practice 30 regular and irregular verbs with Betting Game

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